Ain't I Social?
You say that I am egocentric when we pass each other without me saying Hi. It’s not like you said hi and I failed to respond. What if you said hi and I don’t respond you’ll say I’m arrogant? Didn’t you notice that I had earphones plugged into my ears? The substantial function of the earphones is to tell you that I’m having my time: not that I’m autistic but I just want to be alone. It’s a decoy to say that I don’t want to get into any conversation right now. Remember I’m not a narcissist. Or you come and sit next to me in a matatu heading to Rongai without talking and you expect me to say hi and you can see that I’m glued on my phone’s screen then again you say I’m egocentric! If you need to know, I’m replying to snaps on Snapchat after reading Selena Gomez’s hilarious tweets, double tapping my crush’s every photo on Instagram(although I wasn’t tagged in any) checking out funny Dubsmash soundboards and later reply to all my chats on Whatsapp. These are only five social